She uses a flashlight to check under the bed for dust. She usually finds my “will to live” hiding there too. Part of the 62… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Flashlight

 She thinks the “Reset” button on the Nintendo is for starting over her daughter’s marriage. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Nintendo

 My mother-in-law is like a candidate in an election year. She makes a lot of promises about leaving and then never does. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Politician

 If you’re on the internet, you can’t talk to her. It’s the best feature of 1996. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena… Read More »1996 Classic: The Phone Line

 She’s like a summer storm in 1996—humid, loud, and ruins the backyard barbecue. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Weather

 Her voice is the only alarm clock that doesn’t have a snooze button. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Alarm Clock

 She plays the piano with one finger, but she still manages to make it sound like an interrogation. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Piano

 She bought a new Dyson. She says it’s the only thing in the house that actually “picks up after itself.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1996 Classic: The Vacuum

 She looked at a map of the world and asked why “Her Way” wasn’t listed as a major highway. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Map (Part 2)

 She doesn’t just get the last word. She gets the last paragraph, the epilogue, and the copyright. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Final Word