She tried yoga. She got stuck in a pose and spent an hour criticizing the floor. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Yoga

 She looked at a Picasso and said, “That’s exactly how I feel after talking to my son-in-law.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Painting

 My mother-in-law doesn’t need a satellite. She has a “judgment-based navigation system” that tells me I missed a turn three miles ago. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The GPS (Prototype)

 She won’t use a CD player. She says the music is “too clear”—she prefers the static of her own voice. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1996 Classic: The CD Player

 She doesn’t park the car; she just abandons it in the most inconvenient spot possible. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Parking

 My son gave his grandma his Game Boy. She played it for five minutes before she started criticizing the Tetris blocks for their “poor spatial… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Game Boy

 She tried to return a book on “Graceful Aging.” The librarian said it was thirty years overdue. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Library

 She says the stairs are a “health hazard.” I say they’re the only thing keeping her from my office. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Stairs

 She saw me eating a bowl of sugary cereal and asked if I was “trying to meet the creator early.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cereal

 I bought a telescope. The first thing she did was look through it to see if the neighbors were dusting their blinds. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Telescope