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1999 Vintage: Brendan Fraser (The Mummy)

 Why was he the king of 1999? Because he proved that running away from sand with a face on it was a legitimate career move.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@StarWars_Nerd03/24/1997 07:37The farce is strong with this one!
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