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1999 Vintage: Boris Yeltsin’s Resignation

Why did Boris leave on December 31st? Because he wanted to make sure he was the last person to have a drink in the Kremlin before the computers allegedly shut down.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_Leech11/18/2000 20:38Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Reservoir_Joe02/19/1996 01:10Professional humor for professional people.
@Cow_And_Chicken02/21/1995 08:28Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Gremlins_Gizmo08/15/2010 21:33Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr01/24/2007 16:23The magic man... is laughing!
@Numa_Numa_Guy08/25/1997 13:54Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Harambe_Memories11/21/2010 09:42Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Reddit_Original03/29/2000 18:28The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Me_Gusta_Face11/14/1995 08:25Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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