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1995 Legacy: Bill Gates’ “The Road Ahead”

Why was the book so thick? Because he was trying to explain the internet to people who still thought it was a fax machine with a screen.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator05/06/2006 07:35Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@The_Mask_Smokin07/19/2001 15:12P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Flash_Player_Fan08/12/2000 19:54Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Voodoo_3dfx11/10/2014 12:38The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Jordan_Fan_2305/06/2001 19:27Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@CounterStrike_Pro01/13/1995 05:23Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Influencer_9906/03/2007 23:01My followers need to see this!

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