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2005 Vintage: Bewitched’s Lack of Magic

 Why did Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman win Worst Screen Couple? Because their chemistry was so nonexistent that the nose-twitching felt like a nervous tic rather than a spell.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Master9908/30/2013 13:37Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Y2K_Ready05/04/2011 21:30If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/19/1997 05:03Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Pirates_Jack_S12/03/1998 17:02But you have heard of this joke!
@Avatar_Na_vi03/26/1998 13:53I see you... laughing!
@Project_Mayhem01/21/2014 18:27Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Offspring_Guy05/06/1999 02:08The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Wayne_World_Ex03/05/2010 20:42Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Search_Scout_9907/28/2011 12:39Scouting the web for gems like this.

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