Why the “Pynk” pants? For the futuristic soul masterpiece that proved Janelle was the rightful heir to Prince’s throne of cool. Part of the 40… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Janelle Monáe “Dirty Computer”
Why was the chart “Dark Mode”? Because in 2018, if it didn’t look like it was from The Matrix, it wasn’t professional. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the CIA annoyed in 2017? Because WikiLeaks showed that the government can turn your Smart TV into a microphone—making “The Walls Have Ears”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Luray” Leak (Vault 7)
I’ve started timing my walking to the beat of my playlist. I’m not a getaway driver; I’m just late for a bus. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Baby Driver Soundtrack
I’m “alt-ering” my reality with AR. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the Navy mad at China in 2017? Because the Chinese Navy literally stole an American underwater drone while the Americans were watching—the maritime… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Underwater Drone” Theft
I’m “displaying” my emotions through emojis. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
I can see holograms in my living room! (Actually, I’m just seeing my cat looking at me with confusion). Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2015 Classic: The 2015 Microsoft HoloLens
Why the “She Looks So Perfect”? For the Australian boys proving that pop-punk with boyband looks was still a license to print money. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The 5 Seconds of Summer Debut
“I bought a GoPro for our vacation!” “To record your skydiving?” “No, to record the 4-hour argument we’re going to have about the GPS directions in high-definition… Read More »2014 Classic: The GoPro Reality
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