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2017 Classic: The Control

 I’m “alt-ering” my reality with AR.

Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Legacy: The Orange
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2025 Classic: The Window
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91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000)
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2025 Vintage: The Carrot
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104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024)
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119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You're On Mute" Edition (2020)
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2025 Archive: The Save
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2025 Vintage: The Tiger
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2025 Archive: The Battery
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2025 Classic: The File
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_2_Fan09/21/1996 23:42Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@SpiderMan_Peter12/11/2015 12:39My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Sum41_Skater06/22/2014 08:35In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@YouTube_Beta_User03/01/2001 00:31I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Starcraft_Zerg06/28/1999 08:58Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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