Why was the CIA annoyed in 2017? Because WikiLeaks showed that the government can turn your Smart TV into a microphone—making “The Walls Have Ears” a literal technical specification.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
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40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
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The power of three... laughs!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The Dude abides... this joke.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!