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2014 Vintage: The 5 Seconds of Summer Debut

Why the “She Looks So Perfect”? For the Australian boys proving that pop-punk with boyband looks was still a license to print money.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
Why the stadium tour? For the man who turned "Too Sweet" into a g...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Central Cee “World Wide”
Why the global features? For the UK rapper who officially made Br...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “Blue” World Tour
Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Kacey Musgraves “Cosmic Country”
Why the psychedelic visuals? For Kacey proving that country music...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
Why “Like That”? The spark set the hip-hop world on fire and star...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Beyoncé “Cowboy Carter” Ride
Why country? Because Queen B put on a hat and reminded everyone t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kendrick Lamar “Post-War” Victory Lap
Why the Super Bowl? Because Kendrick officially claimed the thron...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Linkin Park “Resurrection” Success
Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Frank Ocean “The 10-Year Tease”
Why the cryptic photo? For Frank posting one blurred image of a s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake War
Why “Not Like Us”? Because Kendrick dropped a diss track so dance...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Reservoir_Joe11/22/2013 22:59Professional humor for professional people.
@Top_Gun_Maverick07/07/2000 01:28I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan02/04/2012 04:56My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Evil_Kermit_M08/07/2003 21:57Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@HotBot_User01/27/2009 00:15Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Infoseek_Explorer06/25/1999 14:12Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Warcraft_Orc06/15/2003 10:32Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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