Why was the Navy mad at China in 2017? Because the Chinese Navy literally stole an American underwater drone while the Americans were watching—the maritime equivalent of “I’m not touching you, I’m just taking your toy.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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... (Laughter in silence).
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