2022 Archive: Stranger Things 4
Why was everyone listening to Kate Bush? Because “Running Up That Hill” became the anthem of the year, and every teen was sure that song… Read More »2022 Archive: Stranger Things 4
2022 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being completely interrupted because the wireless microphone at the altar picks up a clear transmission of… Read More »2022 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2021 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 9
Why did the traveler try to drive his car into space? Because Vin Diesel did it, and the traveler thought it was a shortcut to… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 9
2020 Vintage: Among Us
Why was everyone so “sus”? Because in 2020, we realized that the only way to bond with our friends was to trap them in an… Read More »2020 Vintage: Among Us
2020 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital background images. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The MRI
“Does this machine have a ‘Portrait Mode’?” “No, it’s a million-dollar magnet. Just lie still.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom… Read More »2019 Archive: The MRI
2019 Vintage: The “Coalition” Exit Dates
Why so many? Because “Forever War” was starting to get “One Star Reviews” on the global political stage. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Coalition” Exit Dates
2018 Legacy: The Aquaman Shirtless
Why Jason Momoa? For proving that a man can talk to fish and ride a seahorse as long as he looks like a human mountain… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Aquaman Shirtless
2018 Classic: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The 4K Video
2017 Archive: The IT/Pennywise Date
Why is dating in 2017 like the movie IT? Because you meet a guy who lives in a basement, promises you balloons and fun, but in the… Read More »2017 Archive: The IT/Pennywise Date