A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being completely interrupted because the wireless microphone at the altar picks up a clear transmission of road construction workers talking three blocks away.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.