1997 Classic: Dolly the Sheep
Why were there twice as many sweaters? Because after Dolly was cloned, Grandma figured technology would let her knit twice as fast. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: Dolly the Sheep
1997 Legacy: The Men in Black
A guy comes home late and says, “Aliens used a neuralyzer on me! I don’t remember where I’ve been for the last six hours!” His… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Men in Black
1996 Classic: The “Mr. Holland’s Opus” Hope
Why was Richard Dreyfuss nominated? To prove that teaching music is a noble profession, especially if you can summarize thirty years in a two-hour montage.… Read More »1996 Classic: The “Mr. Holland’s Opus” Hope
1995 Vintage: The 1.44MB Floppy Disk
Why was a box of floppies a great gift? Because in 1995, 10 disks were enough to hold exactly half of a low-quality digital song.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The 1.44MB Floppy Disk
1995 Archive: The Gift
I bought her a vacuum for her birthday. I’m writing this from the doghouse. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition… Read More »1995 Archive: The Gift