2011 Archive: The Minecraft Player
One, but they have to punch a tree to get a stick and find some coal before they can craft a torch to replace the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Minecraft Player
2010 Classic: The San Francisco Giants
Why was “Fear the Beard” the motto? Because Brian Wilson and a group of “misfits” won the World Series, proving that great pitching and facial… Read More »2010 Classic: The San Francisco Giants
2009 Vintage: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the box just says ‘Stuff’.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Generic 2
2009 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix DVD-by-mail queue? Because he proved he was the only one who appreciated “classic litigation dramas.” Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
2008 Classic: The Forgetting Sarah Marshall Nudity
Why Jason Segel? For a movie that proved that the best way to get over a breakup is to go to Hawaii and get naked… Read More »2008 Classic: The Forgetting Sarah Marshall Nudity
2007 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Eddie Murphy as Rasputia? For proving that a fat suit and a bad attitude are the Razzie equivalents of an Oscar-winning transformation. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress
2007 Archive: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom go to the doctor? It had a “sweeping” headache. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Brave Broom
2007 Classic: The Floppy Disk Retirement
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2007 Classic: The Floppy Disk Retirement
2007 Legacy: The Launch of the iPhone
Why were politicians terrified of the first iPhone? Because they realized that from now on, every voter would have a high-definition camera and a direct… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Launch of the iPhone
2007 Classic: The Into the Wild Bus
Why Emile Hirsch? For a movie that made every office worker in 2007 want to burn their money and move to Alaska, until the ending… Read More »2007 Classic: The Into the Wild Bus