2017 Archive: The IT/Pennywise Date
Why is dating in 2017 like the movie IT? Because you meet a guy who lives in a basement, promises you balloons and fun, but in the… Read More »2017 Archive: The IT/Pennywise Date
2016 Legacy: The Doctor Strange
“I’m a master of the mystic arts!” “Does that include the art of paying the mortgage? Because that would be a real miracle.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Doctor Strange
2015 Archive: Justin Bieber’s “Purpose”
Why was the “cool” cousin finally admitting he liked the music? Because “Sorry” and “What Do You Mean?” were so catchy that even the most… Read More »2015 Archive: Justin Bieber’s “Purpose”
2015 Vintage: The Milk
I’m “milking” the nostalgia for the 80s. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Rise of the “Caliphate”
Why was the world stunned by ISIS in June? Because they managed to take over half of Iraq using a fleet of Toyotas and a… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Rise of the “Caliphate”
2014 Vintage: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: Prince George
Why was a baby the most famous person in 2013? Because the Royal Baby was born, and we all realized that even at one day… Read More »2013 Classic: Prince George
2013 Classic: The Ylvis Fan
“What does the fox say? …Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingering-ding! Turn on the light!” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen Sing-along… Read More »2013 Classic: The Ylvis Fan
2012 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “good kid, m.A.A.d city” Arrival
Why the van? Because Kendrick released a cinematic hip-hop classic that proved the West Coast had a new king who could tell a story like… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “good kid, m.A.A.d city” Arrival
2011 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Dating
Why is dating in 2011 like Game of Thrones? Because it’s full of betrayal, everyone you like dies (or ghosts you), and winter is always coming—usually in… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Dating