Why was Sir Alex annoyed? Because Arsenal won the Double at Old Trafford, making the “Theater of Dreams” a bit of a nightmare.
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Problem? No, just laughs!