Why was MSG glowing? Because Steph hit his 2,974th three, officially becoming the greatest shooter to ever hold a basketball. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »2021 Classic: The Steph Curry All-Time 3-Point Record
Ed Sheeran is singing about bad habits. I told my wife I have none. She laughed for three minutes straight. Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2021 Classic: The Bad Habit
One, but the bulb keeps changing its aesthetic from 1950s black-and-white to 1990s neon. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global… Read More »2021 Vintage: The WandaVision Fan
Why When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?? Because Billie Eilish’s nightmares are apparently much more profitable than everyone else’s dreams. Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: Album of the Year
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Classic: The Little Sun
Why was Tom Hardy eating tater tots? Because in 2018, we learned that having a symbiotic alien in your head is mostly just being hungry… Read More »2018 Legacy: Venom
I’m “moo-ving” to a better data plan. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
“I’m on the ‘Blockchain Diet’. I don’t actually eat anything; I just record the transaction of thinking about food.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Diet
Why was your cousin suddenly a financial advisor? Because in 2017, Bitcoin went from $1,000 to nearly $20,000, and everyone who ever owned a computer… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Bull Run
One, but they have to find a Level 3 Helmet before they climb the ladder. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The… Read More »2017 Archive: The PUBG Player
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