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2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Bull Run

 Why was your cousin suddenly a financial advisor? Because in 2017, Bitcoin went from $1,000 to nearly $20,000, and everyone who ever owned a computer suddenly claimed they “always knew” it was the future of money.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9812/09/2007 20:52Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@SpaceJam_Fan03/08/2011 08:48Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/09/2003 23:33You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@WAP_Navigator10/15/2010 04:21Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Ebay_Sniper10/16/1999 20:50Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Gopher_Explorer06/11/2008 07:03Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Gladiator_Proximo11/01/2012 04:14Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Pirates_Jack_S01/15/2009 17:19But you have heard of this joke!
@Floppy_Fanatic06/16/2007 13:49Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Salt_Bae_Original12/18/2000 07:09Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

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