Why When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?? Because Billie Eilish’s nightmares are apparently much more profitable than everyone else’s dreams.
Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad Guy & The Eilish Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why "72 Seasons" by Metallica? Because the Academy has a standing...read more »
2025 Classic: Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony
Why was she the star of the night? Because the "Midwest Princess"...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s "Metal" catego...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
Why "Not Like Us"? Because Kendrick made the most catchy song abo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Killer Mike Rollercoaster
Why was his night so dramatic? Because he won three Rap Grammys i...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Music Video
Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »
34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make Nice & Sexy Back” Edition
In 2007, the 49th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in vindication...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
Why Amy Allen? Because she’s the person responsible for the lyric...read more »
2024 Classic: Best R&B Performance
Why "ICU"? Because Coco Jones has a voice that can literally wake...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why Coming Home? Because Usher reminded us that he’s the king of ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Midnights? Because Taylor Swift’s "sleepless nights" are more...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
Why did "Die With a Smile" win Best Pop Duo? Because when you put...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.