2019 Archive: Euphoria (Debut)
Why was the witch’s makeup so sparkly and full of tears? Because 2019 was the year of “glitter-crying” and intense teenage drama. Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: Euphoria (Debut)
2018 Vintage: The Yanny vs. Laurel Debate
Why did the office split into two warring factions? Because half the staff heard “Laurel” and the other half heard “Yanny,” and the productivity was… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Yanny vs. Laurel Debate
2018 Legacy: The Tourist
“Is this the same socket from the ‘Avengers’ set?” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “watching a viral video”? “In-depth research into cultural trends and digital liability.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Hourly Rate
2017 Legacy: The “King Arthur
Legend of the Sword” Burn: Why Guy Ritchie? For turning a medieval legend into a fast-cutting music video that nobody asked for. Part of the 33… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “King Arthur
2017 Vintage: The Dunkirk Silence
“I’m being stoic and brave like a soldier.” “No, you’re just giving me the silent treatment because I told you that hat looks stupid.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Dunkirk Silence
2016 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “navigating to a PokeStop”? “Geospatial asset acquisition and strategic movement.” Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2016 Legacy: The Rogue One CGI
Why was Peter Cushing back? For a movie that proved that in 2016, being “passed away” is no excuse for missing a Star Wars prequel… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Rogue One CGI
2016 Archive: The Nico Rosberg Retirement
Why was F1 in shock? Because he finally beat Lewis Hamilton for the title and then immediately quit, the ultimate “I’m out, I won” mic… Read More »2016 Archive: The Nico Rosberg Retirement
2016 Vintage: The 10 Cloverfield Lane
John Goodman is terrifying. I’m never going into a bunker with a stranger. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 10 Cloverfield Lane