2010 Archive: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “judgmental sensors.” I told her she’s sitting on them. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram &… Read More »2010 Archive: The Airbag
2010 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Star Trek win? Because making a man look like a Vulcan is the only way to get a sci-fi fan to watch the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Best Makeup Win
2009 Vintage: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2010 Failures” for me. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2009 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2009 Vintage: The Corporate “Team Building” Escape
Why were we in an “Escape Room”? To see if we could find the exit without using a GPS or a consultant. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Corporate “Team Building” Escape
2008 Vintage: The Tesla Roadster Launch
Why did Elon Musk release a $100k electric car during a recession? To prove that the “Green Future” was definitely going to be for people… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Tesla Roadster Launch
2008 Classic: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into Iron Man. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Car Trip
2007 Archive: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my location. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Ricky Gervais “Stolen” Win
Why was it the joke of the night? Because he wasn’t there to accept his award for Extras, so Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert decided… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Ricky Gervais “Stolen” Win