She asked if the car has “judgmental sensors.” I told her she’s sitting on them.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2010 Vintage: The Selfie
She took her first selfie. She complained the camera was "too biased toward her wrinkles" and "n... read more »
She took her first selfie. She complained the camera was "too biased toward her wrinkles" and "n... read more »
2. 2011 Archive: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
3. 1999 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove that my "unpaid debt of gratitude" to her has reached 7 figures.P... read more »
She used a calculator to prove that my "unpaid debt of gratitude" to her has reached 7 figures.P... read more »
4. 2011 Legacy: The Garden
She told the petunias they were "living on borrowed time."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She told the petunias they were "living on borrowed time."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
5. 1997 Archive: The Furniture
She moved the sofa three inches to the left. She says the house "breathes better" now.Part of th... read more »
She moved the sofa three inches to the left. She says the house "breathes better" now.Part of th... read more »
6. 2006 Archive: The Diary
Her diary entry: "Day 6 of the visit. The son-in-law still doesn't realize I’ve hidden the remot... read more »
Her diary entry: "Day 6 of the visit. The son-in-law still doesn't realize I’ve hidden the remot... read more »
7. 2000 Legacy: The Library
She asked for a book on "The Art of War." She said she wanted to see if Sun Tzu had any tips for... read more »
She asked for a book on "The Art of War." She said she wanted to see if Sun Tzu had any tips for... read more »
8. 2009 Vintage: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
9. 2015 Legacy: The Wedding Video
She’s started "reaction videos" to our wedding footage on YouTube. Her most popular video is "Wa... read more »
She’s started "reaction videos" to our wedding footage on YouTube. Her most popular video is "Wa... read more »
10. 2008 Classic: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.Part of the... read more »
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[2006-05-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Geocities_Neighbor: Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
[2007-03-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hotmail_Checker: Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
[2014-05-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Starship_Troopers: I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
[2010-07-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Bill_Nye_Fan: Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
[2009-10-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Cal_Naughton_Jr: The magic man... is laughing!
[1996-08-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tagged_Network: You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
[2004-10-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Captain_Obvious: This is a comment on a funny joke.
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