She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1995 Archive: The Driver
My mother-in-law is a terrible driver. She once got a speeding ticket for doing 20 in a 15 zone.... read more »
My mother-in-law is a terrible driver. She once got a speeding ticket for doing 20 in a 15 zone.... read more »
2. 2021 Legacy: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a "Sparkle" emoji look like a threat.Part of the 55 Mother-in... read more »
She’s the only person who can make a "Sparkle" emoji look like a threat.Part of the 55 Mother-in... read more »
3. 2008 Legacy: The Ringtone
I set her ringtone to the sound of a ticking time bomb. She found out and set mine to the sound ... read more »
I set her ringtone to the sound of a ticking time bomb. She found out and set mine to the sound ... read more »
4. 1996 Legacy: The Coffee Shop
She hates Starbucks. She says "Tall" is just another way of saying "I’m better than you."Part of... read more »
She hates Starbucks. She says "Tall" is just another way of saying "I’m better than you."Part of... read more »
5. 2005 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the steak had "aspirations" before it met me.Part of the 59 Mother-in-La... read more »
She asked the waiter if the steak had "aspirations" before it met me.Part of the 59 Mother-in-La... read more »
6. 2012 Legacy: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
7. 2021 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
8. 2014 Vintage: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a "Smile" emoji look like a subpoena.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
She’s the only person who can make a "Smile" emoji look like a subpoena.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
9. 1996 Classic: The Phone Line
If you're on the internet, you can't talk to her. It's the best feature of 1996.Part of the 62 M... read more »
If you're on the internet, you can't talk to her. It's the best feature of 1996.Part of the 62 M... read more »
10. 2018 Classic: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
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[1996-02-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Buffy_Fan97: Slaying the competition with these jokes.
[2001-05-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Flash_Player_Fan: Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
[1995-10-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Big_Snatch_Boris: Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
[2006-11-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Korn_Follower: Are you ready?! (For this joke).
[2007-04-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]Celebrity_DM: Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
[1999-08-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Delicious_Links: Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
[2000-07-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Afk_For_Laughs: Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
[2013-11-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Facepalm_Master: I facepalmed and then I laughed.
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