2007 Archive: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my location. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Ricky Gervais “Stolen” Win
Why was it the joke of the night? Because he wasn’t there to accept his award for Extras, so Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert decided… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Ricky Gervais “Stolen” Win
2006 Classic: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in my profile pic. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Memoirs of a Geisha win? Because silk and kimonos are the official weakness of the Academy’s fashion branch. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2006 Classic: The Best Costume Design
2004 Archive: The Kasabian Debut
Why the baggy hoodies? For the British band that made electronic-rock sound like a football riot in a good way. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2004 Archive: The Kasabian Debut
2003 Archive: The LiveJournal Diary Panic
The sheer terror of a student realizing she left her notebook open on her desk, containing the printed drafts of her private online blog posts.… Read More »2003 Archive: The LiveJournal Diary Panic
2003 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean Fan
“You will always remember this as the day you almost changed the light bulb!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean Fan
2002 Archive: The Sony PlayStation 2
Why was the office manager happy? He realized the PS2 was the cheapest DVD player for the breakroom. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Sony PlayStation 2
2002 Vintage: The Broadband Bill
“Why is this check-up $300?” “Because I had to download your X-rays on a T1 line, and those megabytes aren’t free, buddy.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Broadband Bill
2002 Archive: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the philosopher? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who questioned the “meaning of truth” for free. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Jury Selection