The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a chalkboard.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
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41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
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2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
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2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
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2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
But you have heard of this joke!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Tapping my way to a good mood.