2025 Classic: The “Moon-Tourism” Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costume—his parents just got back from a “budget” weekend trip to the Sea of… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Moon-Tourism” Kid
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Quote
Why did the boss say “I’m just a girl”? Because he watched the TikTok trend and thought it would help him avoid the corporate audit.… Read More »2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Quote
2024 Vintage: The Microsoft Teams “Speaker Recognition”
Why was the transcript so weird? The AI identified the manager as “Indecipherable Noise” and the intern as “Potential Genius.” Part of the 84 Office… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Microsoft Teams “Speaker Recognition”
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Tequila
2022 Archive: The Bad Bunny “Un Verano Sin Ti” Takeover
Why the sad heart? Because Benito released an album so massive it stayed in the Top 2 on Billboard for nearly six months, making Spanish… Read More »2022 Archive: The Bad Bunny “Un Verano Sin Ti” Takeover
2021 Vintage: The “Tactical” Vaccine Mandate
Why the paperwork? To prove that the “Chain of Command” is the only thing more infectious than a virus. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Tactical” Vaccine Mandate
2021 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album
Why It Is What It Is? (Thundercat again. He has the “weird-soul” market on lockdown). Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore &… Read More »2021 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album
2020 Classic: The 2020 Peloton High
I’m being yelled at by a very fit person in a screen. I’m currently crying while pedaling to a Lizzo remix. Part of the 82… Read More »2020 Classic: The 2020 Peloton High
2020 Legacy: The Vitamin C
“I’m taking 5000mg of Vitamin C.” “Great, you’ll have the most expensive urine in the neighborhood.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Vitamin C
2020 Legacy: The Mandalorian
Baby Yoda is the only thing keeping this marriage together. We both agree he is “The Way.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mandalorian