2002 Legacy: The Tab
I’m a drinker. I’m just “bottling” it up. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: Best Metal Performance
Why “Schism” by Tool? Because the Grammys love a song that requires a PhD in mathematics to count the rhythm. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2002 Classic: Best Metal Performance
2001 Classic: The Ali Transformation
Why Will Smith? For a performance so committed that he actually convinced us he could box, making Wild Wild West feel like a fever dream.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Ali Transformation
2000 Vintage: Erin Brockovich
Why was Mom checking the water? Because Julia Roberts convinced her that the local utility company was probably trying to poison the turkey brine. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: Erin Brockovich
2000 Legacy: The Post-Y2K Relief
Why was the 2000 BBQ so relaxed? Because we spent all our “End of the World” money on extra-large fireworks since the bank accounts didn’t… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Post-Y2K Relief
2000 Vintage: The Passport Stamp
Why was the traveler worried? He heard the EU might start using “Digital Chips” and he was afraid he wouldn’t get any more cool ink… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Passport Stamp
1999 Classic: Worst New Star
Why Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks? Because “Me-sa think this is a bad idea” was the only honest line in the script. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: Worst New Star
1999 Classic: The Link
I’m a golfer. I’m just finding the missing link. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The “Information Operations” Manual
Why was it published in ’99? To teach soldiers that a well-timed press release is sometimes more effective than a well-timed artillery barrage. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Information Operations” Manual
1999 Legacy: Sleepy Hollow
Why was the Headless Horseman so stylish? Because Tim Burton and Johnny Depp made decapitation look like a moody Victorian photoshoot. Part of the 38… Read More »1999 Legacy: Sleepy Hollow