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2002 Classic: Best Metal Performance

Why “Schism” by Tool? Because the Grammys love a song that requires a PhD in mathematics to count the rhythm.

Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/24/2008 09:29Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@StarWars_Nerd06/05/2004 06:46The farce is strong with this one!
@Buffy_Summers_9712/12/2014 00:02Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Beverly_Hills_9021008/19/2000 14:55The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Gnutella_User11/09/2012 00:09Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo09/07/2000 06:01Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Toolbar_Hater04/14/2001 08:23My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Prodigy_User_X01/18/2005 22:32Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Friendster_Ghost05/09/2000 15:18Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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