Why “Schism” by Tool? Because the Grammys love a song that requires a PhD in mathematics to count the rhythm.
Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: SZA’s "SOS" Success
Why was she the most nominated? Because in 2023, everyone was eit...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Dance Recording
Why "360"? Because Charli XCX made a song that literally describe...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Song Written for Visual Media
Why "What Was I Made For?"? Because Billie Eilish is the only per...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
Why Amy Allen? Because she’s the person responsible for the lyric...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why "Not Like Us"? Because even the voters couldn't stop doing th...read more »
2024 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why "This Is Why"? Because Paramore is "Alternative" to everythin...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Country Duo/Group Performance
Why Beyoncé and Miley? Because "II Most Wanted" was the duo we di...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition
In 2005, the 47th Grammy Awards felt like a bridge between the le...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Remixed Recording
Why the "Espresso" remix? Because even the original wasn't enough...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why "Flowers"? Because Miley Cyrus proved that self-love is the m...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023 “Renaissance, Records & Harry’s House” Edition
In 2023, the 65th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in history-mak...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why "Snooze"? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
Why "Not Like Us"? Because Kendrick made the most catchy song abo...read more »
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