Why was the 2000 BBQ so relaxed? Because we spent all our “End of the World” money on extra-large fireworks since the bank accounts didn’t actually disappear.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
A classic from the Spanish web too!