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2008 Classic: The Ant

 I’m “working” on a budget.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja05/21/1997 14:36Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Tamagotchi_Dad06/05/2003 08:05Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Resident_Evil_Z05/22/2007 08:59Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Scream_Fan_9610/18/1996 13:17What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@CRT_Degauss04/11/2006 05:34BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Pretty_In_Pink04/13/2014 20:12Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@LiveJournal_Deep12/18/2001 11:33Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Everquest_Solo02/11/2015 05:29Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Runescape_Noob08/28/2015 00:00Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Net_Neutrality09/14/1995 12:29Equality for all jokes!

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