1998 Archive: The Blade Rebirth
Why Wesley Snipes? Because he proved that Marvel movies could actually be cool, dark, and profitable, as long as the lead actor never blinked and… Read More »1998 Archive: The Blade Rebirth
1997 Archive: Star Wars Special Edition
Why did the stormtroopers look different? Because George Lucas went back and added “CGI candy” to their pouches, and they had to walk differently to… Read More »1997 Archive: Star Wars Special Edition
1997 Vintage: The Mirror
I can see myself in a mirror. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: The Snow
I’m a snowflake. I’m unique. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Evita Ambition
Why Madonna? For proving that if you wear enough hats and stand on enough balconies, eventually people will forget you’re a pop star and give… Read More »1996 Archive: The Evita Ambition
1995 Vintage: The Magic Eye Poster
I’ve been staring at these green dots for three days and I still don’t see a sailboat, I just have a headache. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Magic Eye Poster
1995 Archive: The “Star Wars” Trilogy Re-Release Prep
Why were we excited? Because we were about to see CGI Jabba the Hutt and we thought it would be an improvement. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Star Wars” Trilogy Re-Release Prep
1995 Legacy: Alicia Silverstone (Clueless)
Why couldn’t Cher Horowitz pass her driving test? Because in 1995, GPS navigation meant picking an outfit that matched the color of your Jeep. Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: Alicia Silverstone (Clueless)