2001 Vintage: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails look like they were sent in 1998 for tax purposes?” Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Tech Support
2000 Archive: The Pharmacist 2
“This bottle is child-proof, tamper-proof, and Y2K-proof. It’s also patient-proof. Good luck getting a pill out.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving… Read More »2000 Archive: The Pharmacist 2
2000 Classic: The Wind
I’m a sail. I’m just “blown” away. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Internet
She thinks the “Back” button on the browser is for going back to the time before I met her daughter. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2000 Classic: The Internet
2000 Archive: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did All About My Mother win? Because Almodóvar proved that Spanish drama is the only thing more colorful than a Hollywood sunset. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Best Foreign Language Film
2000 Classic: The Olympics (Sydney)
Why was the dinner so “down under”? Because the uncle who visited Australia for the games wouldn’t stop saying “G’day” to the mashed potatoes. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Olympics (Sydney)
2000 Legacy: Al Gore’s Sighing
Why did Gore lose points in the debates? Because he sighed so loudly every time Bush spoke that people thought the air was leaking out… Read More »2000 Legacy: Al Gore’s Sighing
1998 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything when you let me in! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Alex
1998 Legacy: The Shoes
She bought “walking shoes.” Mostly for walking all over my nerves. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Shoes
1998 Archive: The Blade Rebirth
Why Wesley Snipes? Because he proved that Marvel movies could actually be cool, dark, and profitable, as long as the lead actor never blinked and… Read More »1998 Archive: The Blade Rebirth