2006 Archive: The Google News
Why did the blonde try to fold her monitor? She wanted to read the “digital newspaper.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Google News
2005 Legacy: The Dirty Love Sweep
Why did Dirty Love win 4 Razzies? Because Jenny McCarthy decided to write, produce, and star in a film that made “gross-out comedy” feel like a legitimate… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Dirty Love Sweep
2005 Legacy: The “We Belong Together” Comeback
Mariah Carey has officially reclaimed her throne and she’s doing it in a wedding dress in the rain. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “We Belong Together” Comeback
2005 Archive: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2005 Archive: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2005 Legacy: The “Plamegate” Scandal
Why was Scooter Libby in trouble? Because in Washington, “leaking” a name is a crime, but “forgetting” that you leaked it is an art form.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Plamegate” Scandal
2005 Legacy: The Air Force One Flyover
Why was the photo of Bush looking at New Orleans from a window so controversial? Because in 2005, the public wanted a President with mud… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Air Force One Flyover
2004 Archive: The French “Rafale” in Combat (Sort of)
Why did they send them to Tajikistan? To prove they were “Participating” without having to actually say “Yes” to the war. Part of the 37… Read More »2004 Archive: The French “Rafale” in Combat (Sort of)
2004 Classic: The Mean Girls Doctrine
I now know that “fetch” is never going to happen, and I’m terrified of what might be written about me in a Burn Book. Part… Read More »2004 Classic: The Mean Girls Doctrine
2004 Classic: The MRAP Beginnings
Why did we start looking for V-shaped hulls? Because the Pentagon finally realized that “Gravity” always works in favor of the guy burying the bomb.… Read More »2004 Classic: The MRAP Beginnings
2002 Classic: The Serena Slam (Part 1)
Why was the family dinner awkward? Because Serena beat Venus in the finals of the French Open, Wimbledon, and the US Open, officially moving “Big… Read More »2002 Classic: The Serena Slam (Part 1)