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2004 Archive: The French “Rafale” in Combat (Sort of)

Why did they send them to Tajikistan? To prove they were “Participating” without having to actually say “Yes” to the war.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Angelfire_User10/24/2015 20:34Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Lion_King_Simba04/06/2011 23:46Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Napster_Leech07/15/2004 16:16Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@CRT_Brightness01/31/2006 09:47I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Emule_Donkey11/15/2015 09:45Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Diva_Plavalaguna08/30/2002 11:56The highest note of humor!
@Nirvana_Teen12/13/2006 12:19Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

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