Why did they send them to Tajikistan? To prove they were “Participating” without having to actually say “Yes” to the war.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
The highest note of humor!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.