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1996 Classic: The Snow

 I’m a snowflake. I’m unique.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/22/1997 20:50Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Motherboard_Max04/24/1995 19:29This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Linux_Distro_User07/25/1996 02:18Compiled this from source. 10/10.
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