2019 Vintage: The “Fake News” Awards (Part 3)
Why were they still a thing? Because in 2019, the only thing more popular than the news was the “Director’s Cut” of why the news… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Fake News” Awards (Part 3)
2018 Archive: The Garden
She told the lawn it was “lacking a competitive spirit.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Archive: The Garden
2017 Legacy: The Philadelphia Eagles “Wentz-ylvania”
Why were they the #1 seed? Because Carson Wentz was playing like the MVP before a knee injury turned the season over to a guy… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Philadelphia Eagles “Wentz-ylvania”
2017 Archive: The “Bone Apple Tea” Meme
Why was the catering menu so weird? Because the intern thought “Bon Appétit” was a type of fruit. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Bone Apple Tea” Meme
2017 Vintage: Ed Sheeran (Divide)
Why was he everywhere? Because in 2017, you couldn’t go to a wedding, a mall, or a gym without hearing “Shape of You” and wondering… Read More »2017 Vintage: Ed Sheeran (Divide)
2017 Legacy: The 2017 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the “Wrong” envelope created the “Right” ending, making the 2017 Oscars the most chaotic,… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 2017 Final Oscars Vibe
2017 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Naomie Harris lose? Because Viola Davis had a snot-crying scene that was so powerful it probably won her the next three Oscars too.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2016 Legacy: Arrival (Movie)
Why were the aliens ink-blots? Because Amy Adams showed us that linguistics is a superpower and that “time” isn’t a straight line—kind of like a… Read More »2016 Legacy: Arrival (Movie)
2016 Classic: The Slime Manufacturing Plant
Why did the science lab smell like laundry detergent and glue? Because the middle school girls had turned the back row into a black-market factory,… Read More »2016 Classic: The Slime Manufacturing Plant
2016 Classic: The Pokemon Go Catch
Why did the lawyer arrest the Pikachu? For “impersonating a legal tender” (because he’s yellow and everyone wants him). Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pokemon Go Catch