Why did Naomie Harris lose? Because Viola Davis had a snot-crying scene that was so powerful it probably won her the next three Oscars too.
Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Killers of the Flower Moon" Snub
Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »
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37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition
In 2002, the 74th Academy Awards moved into their permanent home ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Gladiator II" Triumph
Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Plug and Play laughter!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Smooth joke, very smooth.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.