2021 Vintage: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “New Normal”? For “failure to provide a consistent billable environment.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Technicality
2021 Legacy: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2021 Digital Era… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Java
2020 Legacy: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The USB-C “One Port” Struggle
Why was the salesman crying? (Still the same problem, but now he has to explain it over a laggy Zoom call). Part of the 74… Read More »2020 Vintage: The USB-C “One Port” Struggle
2020 Legacy: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the future. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that lives in a bubble? A “quarant-bee.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Little Bee
2019 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Disney+ password? Because he proved he was the only one who actually appreciated the “Legal Dramas” section. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
2019 Classic: The Disney+ Subscriber
One, but the bulb keeps buffering at 99%. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Disney+ Subscriber
2019 Classic: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The “Fake News” Awards (Part 3)
Why were they still a thing? Because in 2019, the only thing more popular than the news was the “Director’s Cut” of why the news… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Fake News” Awards (Part 3)