Why were the aliens ink-blots? Because Amy Adams showed us that linguistics is a superpower and that “time” isn’t a straight line—kind of like a 2016 news cycle.
Part of the 38 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2016 “Augmented Reality & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
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The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!