2020 Classic: Worst Director
Why Sia? For proving that “directing” requires more than just a famous wig and a lot of choreography. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: Worst Director
2019 Archive: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
Spending all of lunch hour trying to capture the perfect photo of a school pizza slice using a digital filter just to add it to… Read More »2019 Archive: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
2019 Archive: The 2019 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the end of an era? Because with the departure of the Westeros dragons and Selina Meyer from D.C., TV officially handed the reins to… Read More »2019 Archive: The 2019 Final Emmy Vibe
2019 Archive: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Riot
The high school cafeteria splitting into two angry factions over whether the local fast-food chain’s new menu item was better than the standard school lunch… Read More »2019 Archive: The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Riot
2017 Classic: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Neural-Minerals’.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: Bottle Flipping
Why was the kitchen so noisy? Because every kid in America spent the holidays trying to flip a half-full water bottle so it would land… Read More »2016 Classic: Bottle Flipping
2016 Classic: The Cubs’ Dexter Fowler
Why was the first pitch of Game 7 historic? Because he hit a home run, proving that the Cubs were tired of waiting 108 years… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cubs’ Dexter Fowler
2016 Vintage: The Google Pixel Launch
Why was the nerd so proud? “It’s a Google phone! It has a blue light! And it actually has a headphone jack!” (He’s the last… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Google Pixel Launch
2016 Vintage: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ben
2016 Classic: The Doctor Strange Hands
Why was Benedict Cumberbatch spinning circles? To prove that Marvel magic is 10% sorcery and 90% very intense hand-dancing in front of a kaleidoscope. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Doctor Strange Hands