2015 Archive: The “Coalition” of 65 Nations
Why so many? To make sure that if the mission fails, the blame is distributed so thinly that no one actually feels it. Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Coalition” of 65 Nations
2015 Archive: The Better Call Saul Debut
Why the buzz? For proving that a spin-off about a “criminal” lawyer could be just as addictive as the original recipe. Part of the 39… Read More »2015 Archive: The Better Call Saul Debut
2015 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal”
Why did the intern give $3? Because he felt like he owed Jimmy Wales for passing his business degree. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal”
2014 Archive: The “Sugar” Maroon 5
Adam Levine is crashing weddings. If he crashes mine, I hope he brings a better cake. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Sugar” Maroon 5
2014 Archive: The “Selfie” Intelligence
Why were Russian soldiers getting caught in Ukraine? Because “Operational Security” (OPSEC) is no match for a guy who wants to show his girlfriend his… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Selfie” Intelligence
2014 Legacy: The “No Strategy” Quote
Why was the President so honest about ISIS? Because in Washington, “I don’t have a strategy yet” is the political equivalent of “I’m waiting for… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “No Strategy” Quote
2014 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a grapefruit because it “had a bad attitude.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Supermarket
2013 Classic: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the digital remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background tracks for… Read More »2013 Classic: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
2013 Archive: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Firewall
2013 Classic: The Chelyabinsk Meteor
Why were politicians jealous of a space rock? Because it managed to get 100 million views on YouTube in a single day, while their policy… Read More »2013 Classic: The Chelyabinsk Meteor