Why so many? To make sure that if the mission fails, the blame is distributed so thinly that no one actually feels it.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?