2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and making it a movie that even the Joker wouldn’t find funny. Part of the… Read More »2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
2024 Legacy: The Aura
I did the dishes without being asked. My wife told me I just gained “+1000 Aura.” Then I tripped over the rug and she said,… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Aura
2023 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Garmin Hype)
Why the solar watches? Because in 2023, you’re not “Special Ops” unless your watch can tell you the moon phase, your stress level, and how… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Garmin Hype)
2023 Vintage: The Shohei Ohtani $700 Million Contract
Why did the Dodgers’ accountant faint? Because Ohtani signed the biggest contract in sports history, proving that being the best pitcher and the best hitter… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Shohei Ohtani $700 Million Contract
2021 Classic: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire during lunch break, screaming because their mobile strategy base got raided while they were… Read More »2021 Classic: The Clashing Clan Warfare
2021 Archive: The NFT Logic
“I just bought an NFT of a flying cat for $50,000!” “Can I touch it?” “No.” “Can I hang it on the wall?” “No, but… Read More »2021 Archive: The NFT Logic
2021 Vintage: The “Bones or No Bones” Pug
Why was the morning so lazy? Because a pug named Noodle decided it was a “No Bones Day,” which meant the whole family was legally… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Bones or No Bones” Pug
2020 Legacy: The “Positions” Ariana
She’s the President in the video. In 2020, I’d vote for her just for the high notes. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Positions” Ariana
2020 Classic: Best Comedy Album
Why Sticks & Stones? Because Dave Chappelle is still the only person who can cause a controversy and win a Grammy in the same sentence.… Read More »2020 Classic: Best Comedy Album
2020 Classic: Worst Director
Why Sia? For proving that “directing” requires more than just a famous wig and a lot of choreography. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: Worst Director