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2013 Classic: The Chelyabinsk Meteor

Why were politicians jealous of a space rock? Because it managed to get 100 million views on YouTube in a single day, while their policy speeches were still struggling to break double digits.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero11/22/2013 07:34I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Gladiator_Maximus11/29/1997 08:31Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/09/2012 08:21One joke to rule them all!
@DotCom_Survivor04/04/2011 04:22I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Emule_Donkey01/01/2002 06:27Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Fat_Bastard_Get03/27/1996 09:49Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/26/2015 19:38The magic man... is laughing!
@StrongBad_Mail06/25/2012 23:27I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Podcast_Listener04/29/2001 04:52I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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