2023 Classic: Glass
I’m “transparent” about my bot usage. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The Wonka (2023) Fan
One, but the bulb is made of chocolate and makes you float to the ceiling. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Wonka (2023) Fan
2023 Legacy: The Bed Rotting
“I’m ‘bed rotting’ today.” “We used to call that ‘being a lazy teenager’, but now it’s a wellness trend? Count me in.” Part of the 55… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Bed Rotting
2023 Legacy: The Wonka Movie
Why was the traveler looking for a golden ticket? Because Timothée Chalamet made “chocolate travel” look like a whimsical dream. Part of the 48 Travel… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Wonka Movie
2021 Classic: The “Couch Guy” Drama
Why didn’t the ghost look happy to see his girlfriend? Because all of TikTok was busy analyzing frame-by-frame why he didn’t get up fast enough.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Couch Guy” Drama
2021 Classic: The Optimist
“At least I can’t see the ‘Out of Stock’ notices on the grocery apps now!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Optimist
2021 Vintage: The “Twist” Failure
Why? For a modern retelling of Oliver Twist that was so “edgy” it actually fell off the cliff of common sense. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Twist” Failure
2021 Legacy: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Story
2019 Vintage: The iPhone “Stove” Camera
Why did the manager put his phone on the induction cooktop? He got the iPhone 11 Pro and thought the three cameras were actually burners… Read More »2019 Vintage: The iPhone “Stove” Camera
2019 Vintage: The Scared Bird
Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Scared Bird