2024 Archive: The New Year’s 2025 Resolution

“My resolution is to spend more time with real people and less time arguing with a chatbot named Claude.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »

Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »

"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »

Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner03/26/2013 04:25Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Infoseek_Explorer08/01/2005 23:06Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Digg_Submitter_0511/26/2010 05:48Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Clans_Leader_9905/25/2000 10:56Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Influencer_9905/20/1997 19:09My followers need to see this!