2012 Classic: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my plans for 2013. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Artisan Ice
“Why is my ice a perfect sphere?” “Because it was hand-carved by a guy who studied sculpture in Florence. That’ll be $3 extra.” Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Artisan Ice
2011 Legacy: The Super 8
A guy films the bar with an old camera and says, “It’s about the lens flare!” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Super 8
2010 Legacy: The Chilean Miners Rescue
Why was this the only “feel-good movie” of the year? Because 33 miners survived 69 days underground, and politicians worldwide fought over who would be… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Chilean Miners Rescue
2010 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Avatar a lock? Because James Cameron spent ten years and half the world’s money making sure those blue tails moved correctly. Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
2009 Vintage: The Death of DJ AM
Why the mashup king? For the loss of a pioneer who bridge the gap between Hollywood parties and turntable culture. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Death of DJ AM
2009 Classic: The Angry Birds Player
One, but they have to use a giant slingshot to launch the bulb into the socket. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 –… Read More »2009 Classic: The Angry Birds Player
2008 Archive: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, skinny, with a pump of vanilla.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The Starbucks Fan
2008 Classic: The Cristiano Ronaldo Ballon d’Or
Why was Manchester United so flashy? Because CR7 scored 42 goals, won the Champions League, and officially started the decade of “Is he better than… Read More »2008 Classic: The Cristiano Ronaldo Ballon d’Or
2008 Archive: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified