1999 Classic: The Insert
I’m a surgeon. I’m just putting things in place. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The King of Queens Snub
Why was it ignored? Because Kevin James was “too relatable” for a room full of people wearing $10,000 watches. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »1999 Vintage: The King of Queens Snub
1999 Legacy: The Church Van CD Transition
The youth group driver celebrating the installation of a dashboard CD player by playing the same contemporary worship disc until the laser gets dirty and… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Church Van CD Transition
1999 Archive: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Defense
Rejecting any current political news or historical fact unless it can be physically verified by opening a dusty volume of the 1992 Encyclopedia Britannica on… Read More »1999 Archive: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Defense
1998 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The adult choir silently sweating through a sudden spring heatwave because their heavy, stiff polyester robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
1997 Archive: The Dry Martini
A guy asks for a martini so dry he needs a glass of water on the side just to swallow. Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Archive: The Dry Martini
1996 Archive: The Velvet Offering Pouch
The ushers using long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the end, making it impossible to see who actually dropped cash into the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Velvet Offering Pouch