2004 Archive: The Ugg Boot Uniform
Why did the school hallway look like a winter ski lodge in September? Because every teenage girl wore massive sheepskin Ugg boots paired with short… Read More »2004 Archive: The Ugg Boot Uniform
2004 Vintage: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so loud? It had “thunder”ous applause. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: Lost (The Premiere)
Why were we afraid to fly? Because J.J. Abrams convinced us that if we crashed, we wouldn’t find rescue—just polar bears and a smoke monster… Read More »2004 Classic: Lost (The Premiere)
2002 Vintage: The Comic Sans Budget Crisis
The parish secretary printing a very serious financial deficit notice using a bubbly, cartoonish font style because it was the newest option on her Windows… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Comic Sans Budget Crisis
2002 Legacy: The Video Rental
Why did the traveler miss his flight? He was at the Blockbuster returning Shrek because the late fees were now higher than the airfare. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Video Rental
2001 Classic: The NBA Zone Defense Rule
Why were the coaches confused? Because the league finally allowed zone defense, and everyone spent the first month trying to remember where they were supposed… Read More »2001 Classic: The NBA Zone Defense Rule
2001 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2001 Classic: The Honeydew
2001 Classic: The Julia Roberts Smile
Why was Julia’s dress so simple? Because when your smile can be seen from space, you don’t need sequins; you just need a vintage Valentino… Read More »2001 Classic: The Julia Roberts Smile
2001 Archive: The End
I’m a finisher. I’m just “terminating.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: OutKast (Ms. Jackson)
Why were they apologizing? Because in 2000, André 3000 and Big Boi realized that “forever” is a very long time to be sorry to your… Read More »2000 Archive: OutKast (Ms. Jackson)